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Free lunch for whoever remembered my birthday yesterday!!! Oh that's right, no one remembered! No free lunches for anyone!
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Free lunch for whoever remembered my birthday yesterday!!! Oh that's right, no one remembered! No free lunches for anyone!
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hairy
I can't wait to get married because I hate trimming my nose hairs all by myself.
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luke2005 hay i know you cook can you come to my house and cook
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milerania I doubt a woman will do that for you, Festus
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moodygirl4 your gross
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lot40152 HUH?!?!
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daisy33221 ur getting married YAY
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hungry
I'm always making food for you kids. Why don't you cook for me for a change!?!
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60793 totaly agree
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ENVELOPE i agree with tori
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BATB Because you own food truck and thats your job
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acornchip cause they cant cook
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runner38 maybe because it's your job to cook
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festive
Thanksgiving Eve. The night when the Great Turkey comes down the chimney and puts green bean casserole in our stockings.
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Tori That's actually not how we celebrate Thanksgiving -- AT ALL.
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poney1 lol
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pinkdoodle I agree with Tori!!!
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doglova02 Tori's right.
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vvictorius tori's right that is not how we celebrate Thanksgiving at all
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soggy
I submerge my submarine sandwiches in a bucket of water before serving them. It makes them more like a real submarine.
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bluegold13 never eating that!!
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dapsa That's....interesting...
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ArizoJ it's alright Festus
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heartfeet GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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oron grosss
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grossed out
You people need to buy more meatloaf! I always eat all of the Grub Truck's leftovers and I HATE meatloaf!
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Andre You could always NOT eat the leftovers.
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Festus I don't make the rules here buddy.
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Anesty its o.k i don't like it ether
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11tuka just ask for something else
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yasmin898 ok
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eaty
It's so hot you could fry an egg on the sidewalk. Which is exactly how I made your breakfasts this morning! Surprise!
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bluesean14 that's so gross!
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capa2k i wish i was able to do that, but i cant were i live
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gcvfr that is a verry funny joke
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GONC Ewww good thing I didn't eat there this morning
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Niajeerah GROSS DUDE!!!!!!!!! :(
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butterflies
You haven't lived until you've had my famous butter milkshakes. The secret is the butter.
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slokett uh who puts butter in milk shakes
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chk yum?
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findser ew
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val6466 no way...... so awsome
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plug9 hi festus
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hungry
There are so many wild cats in the Hollywood Arts parking lot. And cat meat is illegal in the U.S. Such a waste.
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t34cool Umm... Festus I think u offended Cat
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freezepo FESTUS!!!! THATS TERRIBLE!!!
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emmy2961 you can't feed that to teenagers
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beewho3454 not my cats
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Skipito I never realized!